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Jan Demotivational Poster


JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.


TAGS: star wars mace windu jango fett jedi kill gun sword lightsaber
Rating: 3.9/5

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Screamin Daemon - September 18, 2009, 2:04 pm
Excellent picture for an old expression. Nice twist.
... - July 5, 2009, 9:18 pm
Well played.


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




PARTY TIMEZ - Four minutes to go, and then... party timez.




PEEK AT'CHU - And your nephew. Every night. EVERY night.


TAGS: january 3rd pok mon assignment hand bananas prot g
Rating: 4.24/5

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Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 11:06 pm
p*** Bear Win
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:45 am
*twits
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:44 am
Wow. All the usual wits are out tonight!
MrRandom - January 2, 2010, 11:49 pm
'Tis the season. Sorta
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 11:43 pm
Spreading good cheer today, are we?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 11:31 pm
And that, my friend, is no double entendre.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 11:27 pm
That's not a pun....or is it?....i don't think that counts as a pun....either way, you suck Bart.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:35 pm
"Peek At'Chu" it rhymes with "look at chu." That's why you shouldn't eat with your mouth open, Moo+. It's impolite.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 9:29 pm
What pun?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:17 pm
That, my friend, is a GODLY pun! 5 charged up lions out of five. BAM!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:23 pm
I live in a small town....we get the dregs of the bigger city strip clubs.....If you ever visit our lovely country, try southern Ontario and Montreal for your n**** lady entertainment.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:20 pm
We do this like once a month, Moo+. You have the strip clubs. Texas has... well... Texans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:17 pm
It's -45 Celsius here with the wind chill....I hate you Veggie.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:15 pm
Ha! Is it odd that it's 65 right now where I live, and that I absolutely HATE women that wear lipstick? Especially red. Disgusto.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:11 pm
It is g**....and what save?....you told me you live in an Igloo and eat whale blubber.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm
But seriously, I don't care if "they" do it to everyone (which they don't), it's still fukking g**.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:07 pm
Nice save...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:06 pm
Veggies an Eskimo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:05 pm
It's not just yours Veggie....unless it's a racial thing.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:02 pm
To whoever it is that simply sees my name next to a poster and then instantly 1Ls EVERY one of them, I made this one today too. Go nuts, fag.


OH, GIMME THE BEAT BOYS -


TAGS: janchallenge dobie grey drift away
Rating: 4.41/5

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NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 3:51 pm
Mom: "He just Loves his Uncle Cracker...!"
boinger - October 4, 2011, 7:33 pm
...and drift away
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 1:28 pm
I like this one better.
CANADA - April 8, 2010, 7:22 pm
Perfect
Bovee - January 28, 2010, 10:07 am
5 lions to lil Van Jr.
Produceman117 - January 27, 2010, 8:25 pm
Easiest 5Ls I've given in a while.


GOOD INTENTIONS - Although it seemed like a good idea at the time, Jane was noticeably displeased when she woke up...


TAGS: jane post it unhappy
Rating: 4.65/5

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HammerofHeeb - November 30, 2010, 9:33 am
That's a thinker, right there.


HERE LIES MR. SMARTASS -


TAGS: well they were his last words assignment for january 2 pizza
Rating: 3.72/5

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sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:51 am
LOL nice one 5L


JANET RENO -




WHAT FDR REALLY SAID - “There is nothing to fear but fear itself, and spiders. I hate spiders”


TAGS: jan 4 spiders fdr
Rating: 4.22/5

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thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 11:23 am
Oh my effing God. LoL! Where was I when you made this, amina?
Mr. Shiny - January 24, 2010, 2:51 pm
I love it.
CANADA - January 4, 2010, 2:00 am
LOL!!
LinkFox101113 - January 3, 2010, 11:10 pm
Nice... *shudders*


POTATOES - Yep, this is how I like them PREPARED.


TAGS: january challenge potatoes vodka alcoholism
Rating: 3.17/5

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rerun - January 29, 2010, 6:54 pm

looks like you may have had a few when you last responded to this forum chatter....the Tequila is what would kill me
yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 29, 2010, 6:49 pm
FEACPLANT FATTMATT WHY SO SERIOUSE. I've had a few when I'm on the net. I'm just throwing jabs busting chops. The Seagrams was empty the Smirnoff was barely 3 fingers. But I'm not touching the BACARDI, zat crap will kill you.
R.S.Jake - January 27, 2010, 6:44 pm
It must be the Ny-quil talking, but I am really being a jerk today! Oh well, nappy time!
phydeaux - January 27, 2010, 6:42 pm
To be honest, I didn't know tequila COULD be made from potato at all. But R.S. is correct...and grain vodka is the WORST kind of all. But I like the thought...I gave 4 for the good idea decently executed.
R.S.Jake - January 27, 2010, 3:50 pm
OK, I guess I gotta be the A-hole here.. :) ..none of these brnds of Vodka are distilled using potatoes. There, I said it, please continue to whine about 1L's.
Fatt Matt - January 27, 2010, 3:31 pm
-1 for whining +3 for not using "zat" anywhere in this poster like you like to do. so you get a solid 4 from me.
Fatt Matt - January 27, 2010, 3:30 pm
Yeo... I really thought this was some of your best work to date. Might just be the alcoholic in me... but whining about votes is just pathetic, really, who cares? If YOU like it screw everyone else.
_Ally - January 27, 2010, 12:58 pm
Asking for 5L votes usually gets you 1l or none at all....remember that
Faceplant31 - January 27, 2010, 12:55 pm
This guy is getting really annoying. Quit b****ing at everyone for voting 1L on your posters. If they are good they will get good votes if they aren't they wont, so quit the b****ing and justaccept that we all make **** sometimes so just deal with it
DreMagnum - January 27, 2010, 12:52 pm
Well f*** it, Im wrong again
DreMagnum - January 27, 2010, 12:51 pm
You did spell Potato's wrong...
yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 27, 2010, 12:34 pm
5 votes 4/5 lions @11:39:40 Don't screw me on this. You do the right thing by me here. if you can't vote 4.5 our higher activate your 5 constitutuional right. if u can't say something nice...
phydeaux - January 27, 2010, 12:27 pm
Da, vodka eta OCHEN horosho!


WITH THE WITCH DEAD -


TAGS: janchallenge wizard of oz munchkins
Rating: 4.23/5

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agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 10:31 pm
Solid. 5L
MightySW - January 21, 2010, 2:07 pm
Fuggin awesome! 5's
Produceman117 - January 21, 2010, 12:36 pm
I thought it'd be a perfect "segway," Matt.
Fatt Matt - January 21, 2010, 12:30 pm
ROR @ Pro
Produceman117 - January 21, 2010, 12:25 pm
Osh Kosh makes tailored suits!? Wow. 5L.
GreyScorpion - January 21, 2010, 12:05 pm
well done!! 5 lullaby leagues
Mongo - January 21, 2010, 8:59 am
Good S**t! Almost spit my coffee out.


HANG HANOI JANE FONDA -


TAGS: political treason traitor jane fonda
Rating: 3.44/5

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Fredric T - July 28, 2009, 10:01 am
But she gets away in that one Kind of a downer realy
Mark - March 21, 2009, 9:23 pm
If more people had voted for McCain we could be watching a public execution on pay-per-view tonight.
WTFO - February 27, 2009, 7:38 pm
I saw one of those when I deployed last year. I always chose that urinal, then some PC prick had it removed. I almost pity the sucker that had to peel it out of the urinal.
Mark - February 16, 2009, 11:46 pm
Deltabob - From what I've seen that's pretty much standard issue at every VFW, American Legion, and AMVETS, that I've ever been in.


BROKEN HEARTS - You don't die from them but you sure wish you did


TAGS: wish jan 12th dremagnum
Rating: 3.38/5

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Hasbunmb - February 28, 2010, 3:09 pm
True enough...


QUEEN -


TAGS: a disturbing image from the video i want to break free assignment for january 5 queen
Rating: 2.9/5

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Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:10 pm
They always seemed to have Victoria on the drum.


ROSES ARE BLUE, BACON MUST FRY -


TAGS: janchallenge i m not ambivalent i m nuts
Rating: 3.88/5

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sickartist - January 26, 2010, 11:01 am
Okay Timmy. Both my personalities are schizophrenic. Sheesh
KSan - January 26, 2010, 2:40 am
Schizophrenia isn't multiple personality disorder. Wikipedia sheesh
vihtori - January 25, 2010, 12:52 pm
i laugh because it's funny AND true.f*** us, 5Lss
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 10:56 am
APT!! Apt I tell you!! 5L


CAPTAIN KATHRYN JANEWAY - Was never the same after "meeting" her hero... James Tiberius Kirk




HANOI JANE - Your Table Is Ready


TAGS: jane fonda hanoi jane vietnam anti air gun
Rating: 3/5

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BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 3:51 pm
5 Poodles for the Hanoi Jane reference


WEASEL -


TAGS: janiion
Rating: 2.92/5

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Bob D. Sailor - May 5, 2010, 9:31 pm
I like to use "Dynamite" my win all.
GreyScorpion - May 4, 2010, 2:11 pm
I used to do that to my younger brother,.. "WEASEL!!" 4L for the memory smile


I'M SORRY LORD -




TROJANS -


TAGS: trojans virus on your computer
Rating: 2.35/5

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_dog - October 19, 2009, 3:34 pm
The title is blurry... and the caption.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:53 pm
Yep. Definitely seen this one before.


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: john demjanjuk nazi bin laden
Rating: 4.18/5

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steph1 - May 18, 2011, 4:33 am
does one really need to be literate or educated to have a "conscience"?
MyMeatStick1 - May 18, 2011, 2:45 am
Seriously wasnt he just a ukranian guard at some concentration camp? not to mention illiterate ? how the hell do you hold accountable some illiterate and uneducated man for that??
K98 - May 17, 2011, 9:26 am
Cleared in an Israeli court, but found guilty in Germany? Even after U.S. supplied proof of document falsification, which was not admitted as evidence.
RoninJedi - May 17, 2011, 8:38 am
This is sorta like this whole israel, Palestine thing. Only the realities of israel's slaughter have yet to be made public... Karma i guess
Airman - May 13, 2011, 10:47 am
a little perspective... he was a soldier following orders. The difference is, Bin Laden Gave the orders. Hence, the comparisons to Hitler, not a prison guard
Reality Lord - May 13, 2011, 9:21 am

nah...i think you missed the point of this poster kspace.
Kspace - May 13, 2011, 8:33 am
Not to mention the evidence against him that was apparently falsified, the dodgy witness testimony and this verdict was, clearly, an injustice.


JANUARY - Feline Oral Health Month




RULES OF CHINESE OLYMPICS - 1. Media control first 2. Deal with problem later


TAGS: olympic weightlifting weight lifting janos baranyai
Rating: 1.57/5

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NSFW - April 23, 2009, 8:50 am
wait... was this the sack race or something??
The Mighty Fong - August 24, 2008, 9:11 am
Steroids? I see no steroids! ... pay no attention to the man behind the curtain


MYOPIC -


TAGS: calamity jane crankyhead
Rating: 4.94/5

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crankyhead - December 12, 2010, 5:05 pm
you're making reference to 1147? LMAO
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 4:59 pm

oh...btw...hugely 5L....HUGELY!!!!!!!!!
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 4:59 pm

you and me....we have this psychic thing going don't we. ok....just not eye contact cranky....deal?


THE END -


TAGS: janchallenge oh well back to work
Rating: 4.27/5

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R.S.Jake - March 4, 2010, 6:38 pm
Woah! You had me going there for a second!


IF YOU LOOK INTO MY EYES - you will see that there is no hope


TAGS: despair january challange creepy
Rating: 2.67/5

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Bartimaeus - January 4, 2010, 3:40 pm
Holy ****! Roamer has sharingan!


PLAYING WITH JIM ROHN'S QUOTE -




OH MY GOD -


TAGS: janchallenge southpark flash drive
Rating: 3.85/5

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Treehodger - March 4, 2010, 1:45 am
I want this.


JANUARY 26TH - Happy Australia Day to all our Motifaking friends down-under.


TAGS: aussie aussie aussie oy oy oy australia day january 26th
Rating: 3.75/5

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Cloudchaser - January 26, 2010, 1:54 am
Today is also Republic Day for Inda. It's the day their constitution came into force.


CLOUDS OR BUBBLES OR JUST PLAIN TEXT -


TAGS: january calendar rerun thinking
Rating: 3.71/5

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KoU - January 9, 2012, 12:41 pm
lol
THEBRAT - January 9, 2012, 1:14 am
Hahaha, nice one, and now you've just inspired me to make something to complement it... :)
mariand - January 8, 2012, 8:41 am
lol


BOLDLY GO... YEP.. NOW - No coffee, no flyee across Universee.


TAGS: coffee janeway star trek voyager
Rating: 3.33/5

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Ed-Hyde - May 4, 2010, 12:01 pm
Amen to that! No Coffee No Workee!


TROJAN MAAAN! - may not always be funny but who cares trojan man for everyones protection.




SOUTHPARK CONSPIRACY THEORY -


TAGS: janchallenge southpark meets jesseventura
Rating: 3.75/5

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falloutghoul - September 8, 2011, 10:37 pm
His mind was blown so many times already...


QUEEN WAS RIGHT -




ANCIENT WISDOM - Never give a sword to a man who can't dance. ~Confucius~




FORMULA FOR TROJAN - Know It. Learn It. Live It. Love It.


TAGS: trust trojan
Rating: 3.13/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 25, 2013, 11:23 pm
Excellent! 5L! Maybe if people actually LEARN this equation, I can have a somewhat decent meal out without hearing a child's screams as their parents has learned so talentfuly to tune out.
boinger - October 11, 2011, 7:45 pm
On first glance, I saw the word TURD


FEAR - She doesn't know it, but her targets do...


TAGS: fear jan assignment
Rating: 2.71/5

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Me_ - January 4, 2010, 4:15 pm
Of course she does not know fear. She is only there to check to see if one of the guys needs a sammy.
Derek - January 4, 2010, 2:20 pm
An RPG or two might change that


Beauty -




This My Gal ! -


TAGS: jane
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - May 4, 2014, 9:49 am
Thank You Greeny .
Greeny - May 3, 2014, 7:15 pm
You can spell feeling, but you can't feel spelling; your posters have feeling Mao
maoworks2 - May 3, 2014, 12:46 pm
Thanks Guys & Gals For Putting Up With My Spelling .


Hold Your Tongue -


TAGS: a drunken man on a flight to new york was duct ***ed to his seat by fellow passengers after attacking one woman and screaming the plane was going to crash jan 4th 2013
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:09 pm
So true that did you know, you can get decorated duct ***e! What will they think off next...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:42 am
I'm amazed at how awe5ome duct ***e is at fixing anything! Lol!


CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: janchallenge it is amazing im still alive
Rating: 4.47/5

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vihtori - January 25, 2010, 3:29 am
nicely done.. 5 suicide tigers for u!
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 3:45 pm
that would be sweet into a lake
GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 12:20 pm
5 little rascals
Airman - January 22, 2010, 11:39 am
really good one
Fatt Matt - January 22, 2010, 10:25 am
Excellent! +5 stitches and broken bones
rerun - January 22, 2010, 7:38 am

this is the before image of a few of our resident Motifakers


YOU CAN RUN - but you cannot hide


TAGS: funwith ***kand jane garyo
Rating: 4.18/5

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lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 9:21 pm

Proof postive that nobody's safe!~


THE END -




REALLY, 007... - How could you possibly have a day devoted to the letter Q and not think to invite me?


TAGS: assignment for january 8 q
Rating: 3.62/5

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ICEMAN - January 8, 2010, 9:22 pm
5 ejection seats from me.
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 10:32 am
Now pay attention, 007. I want you to take great care of this equipment. There are one or two rather special accessories..5L
R.S.Jake - January 8, 2010, 10:24 am
Nice! I hadn't even thought of him! Good show old bean! 5 Laser watches!


IMPRESSIONABLE YOUTH -


TAGS: movie stars jane
Rating: 3.59/5

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spacedog - August 9, 2009, 12:23 pm
5 lions again Ron. Sign me up for the A.B.A. :D


MR POTATO HEAD -




SNOW -




90'S GRUNGE -


TAGS: april calendar the 90 s grunge highlighted in the mid 90 s nirvana 27 club brian jones jimi hendrix janis joplin jim morrison and kurt cobain barney friends clits
Rating: 3.22/5

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lesterinside - April 5, 2010, 3:36 am
1L for 27 Club tag, that's shorter.
forseti - April 5, 2010, 2:59 am
1L for the hendrix joplin morrison tag!


ENGLISH 101 -


TAGS: i almost saved this for january 19th but i have no patience
Rating: 3.13/5

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phydeaux - December 30, 2009, 6:30 pm
Ah, bless the world for English Majors....well done. 5L sir


JESUS WATCHES OVER HEAVEN - As Jesus watched over heaven at the right hand of the Father. All that embrace heaven in it's beauty, comforts, abundance of wine & feast, and all the Earthly carnal pleasures of CARNIVAL!!




DRIVING THRU THE NIGHT - Motoring. What's your price for flight. In finding mister right. You'll be alright tonight.


TAGS: january night night ranger
Rating: 2.27/5

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TheTrashHeap - January 31, 2010, 6:44 pm
BTW...where did you "borrow" the caption for this poster from?
TheTrashHeap - January 31, 2010, 6:43 pm
I didn't steal it. I borrowed it...which reminds me I promised to give it back.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 31, 2010, 11:15 am
The bald head arses line...you stole zat from the BBC show "BLACK BOOK" zat was when the owner was trying to pick a fight with soccer hooligans so he wouldn't have to do his Taxes.
TheTrashHeap - January 30, 2010, 9:12 am
mixed up? Probably....but no biggie right?
TheTrashHeap - January 30, 2010, 9:12 am
if these guys cant find mr right are they gonna go back to base and pile on each other? Do you suppose sometimes when these guys are doin they're thing late at night with the moonlight bouncing off their bald heads and a**es; that maybe they get them


So what about it? -




VIOLENT PROLONGED TRANSFORMATIVE PSYCHIC EPISODE. - Is why your drippings with goo.




VEGANS -


TAGS: vegans aren t all livestock motifake january 2016 theme
Rating: 4.79/5

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mizzdizz - January 5, 2016, 8:26 pm
Yes, they are! 5 LOL lions, Silvy!


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